Today, I made two stupid mistakes in my class.
It was late, somewhere around 3 pm and it was my fifth lesson in a row.
The first one was strange but slightly logical:
Remember, since I’m not wearing my glasses, I am almost deaf.
I had of course meant blind
The next one slipped out of my mouth for no apparent reason, I have no idea what my mind was thinking of, but certainly not what came out of my mouth:
Student: Where do you keep the radioactivity?
Me: I keep it up my ass.
I actually broke off the sentence as soon as it came out, but it didn’t help. I have no idea what I was thinking of. I could have mixed up the word for ass (rompe) with the word for room (rom). Anyway, I turned red like a lobster.
*SIGH* This year I’ll be making the quotes-page in the yearbook.