looking forward to next week

In the past week this has happened to me:

Monday: My shoes broke
Monday: My headset broke
Saturday: My bathroom lighting gave up
Saturday: I lost one of the lenses in my glasses
Saturday: My kubuntu linux installation broke
Sunday: I stumbled on a piece of wood and I got a cut in my left foot that bled pretty bad.

I also need a new lamp, the old one exploded before christmas.