Fucking hell!!!

Dear Santa…

Dear Santa,

This year I’ve been busy!

In March I bought porn for no_anesthetic (10 points). In February I helped gelflyng see the light (8 points). In January I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). In July I committed genocide… Sorry about that, gird_09 (-5000 points). In August I ruled Asscrackistan as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points).

Overall, I’ve been naughty (-4358 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!


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2 thoughts on “Fucking hell!!!

  1. Santa baby, slip a sable under the tree,
    For me.
    been an awful good girl,
    Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight

    Earthe Kitt rules!

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