Meme, by way of jonis

I AM: human
I WANT: too much, too fast. I’m very impatient.
I HAVE: too much and never enough.
I WISH: I could be happy all the time.
I HATE: not being able to be happy all the time.
I MISS: not being lonely.
I FEAR: not being lonely.
I HEAR: Michael Stipe singing
I SEARCH: for the truth 😛
I WONDER: what it’s like to be an electron
I REGRET: a lot. There are always things that could have been done differently.
I ACHE: my neck sometimes ache.
I ALWAYS: get up in the morning
I AM NOT: female.
I DANCE: sometimes.
I SING: when others can’t hear
I CRY: sometimes.
I WRITE: sometimes.
I LOSE: sometimes, and I win sometimes.
I CONFUSE: others.
I NEED: more fun.
I SHOULD: stop answering stupid memes

DO YOU’s/HAVE YOU’s:
You keep a diary: on LJ, and a moleskine
You have a secret journal: No, what’s the point? Noone can read it.
You set your watch a few minutes ahead: Not intentionally, I am always early as it is.
You bite your fingernails: Nope
Take a shower everyday: Yep

Have a(any) crush(es):
Think you know you’ve been in love: Think you know you may have thunk? Yes, I have been in love. Enough said.
Been hurt: Yes, I am alive, and have therefore been hurt.
Want to get married: Nope
Have any tattoos/where?: nope.
Piercing/where?: Nope
Think you’re a health freak: Nah
Get along with your parents: Yep

Favorite…
NUMBER: 60 because it’s 2*3*5*2
COLOR: deep purple
DAY: friday
MONTH: august
SONG: uhhm… it’s not that easy, you know?
FOOD: sushi?
SPORT: clay court tennis
DRINK: beaujolais nouveau
VEGGIE: carrrot!
FRUIT: mandarines
FAST FOOD: sushi can be real quick…

In the last 24 hours have you:
CRIED? nope
HELPED SOMEONE? I gave a drunk 30 kr and he wanted more…
BOUGHT SOMETHING? Food
GOTTEN SICK? Nope
GONE TO THE MOVIES? Nope
GONE OUT FOR DINNER? In a sense, I ate a kebab because there was no time to get a proper meal.
SAID “I LOVE YOU”? Nope.
WRITTEN A REAL LETTER? Nah.
MISSED SOMEONE? Not someone in particular
HUGGED SOMEONE? I don’t think so. I hugged someone 48 hours ago, though…
FOUGHT WITH YOUR PARENTS? I’m 33.
FOUGHT WITH A FRIEND? Nope.

would you ever…
1. Eat a bug? If it was fried.
2. Bungee jump? Perhaps.
3. Hang glide? I might.
4. Would you cheat on your bf/gf? I don’t think people do that out of choice.
5. Have sex with someone you don’t love? Yes
6. Kiss someone of the same sex? Yes
7. Parachute from a plane? Not without training
8. Walk on hot coals? I already have.
9. Go out with someone for his or her looks? Sure. :)
10. For their reputation? Good or bad? Right now I’d go out with anyone 😛
11. Be a vegetarian? Nah
12. Wear plaid with stripes? That’s a bad idea.
13. IM a stranger? Sure.
14. Sing karaoke? That would be fun
15. Get drunk? Give me enough wine….
16. Shoplift? Nope
17. Run a red light? Nope.
18. Dye your hair blue? I leave that to jonis 😉
19. Be on Survivor? Sure!
20. Wear makeup in public? Perhaps.
21. NOT wear makeup in public? I’m good at that!
22. Make someone cry? Yes, for their own good or when it was impossible to avoid hurting them.
23. Kick a baby? Do I look like I’m on South Park?!
24. Date someone more than ten years older than you? Sure. If I liked them :)
25. Stay up all through the night? Not unless I had sex.

Have you:
1.Fallen for your best friend? No
2.made out with a friend? Yes
3.been rejected? Yes
4.been in love? Yes
5.used someone? Not intentionally
6.been used? Perhaps.
7.been cool? Am cool!
8.done something you regret? Yes, I think everyone should strive towards doing something they will regret.

who was the last person…
9.you touched? I gave someone a handshake earlier
10.you talked to? A drunk in the street
11.you hugged? A girl at saturday’s party.
12.you IMed? Not sure.
13.you kissed? A different girl at the same party.
14.you had sex with? That’s classified information.
15.you yelled at? Not sure.
16.you laughed with? Probably someone at said party.
17.who broke your heart? They all do… 😛
18.who told you they loved you? Probably my last ex-girlfriend

Do you…
19. color your hair? What hair?
20.have tattoos? Nope
21.have piercings? Nah
22.have a boyfriend/girlfriend? Nope
23.own a web cam? Nope
24.own a thong? Nope. Think I should get one? 😛
25.ever get off the computer? Yes

Have you/do you/are you…
26. stolen anything? yes
27. schizophrenic? No
28. are you obsessive? I hope not
29. have a bad habit? Probably several.

questions…
30. if you could be anywhere right now, where would you be? On a beach, in a warm country, going for a swim.
31. what facial feature do you like most about your boyfriend/girlfriend? Uhmm.. she’s “vaporware” 😛
32. would you vote for a woman president? Yes
33. would you marry for money? You’d pay ME to get married? Hahahaha!
34. Have you had braces? No
35. do you pluck your eyebrows? No
36. do you like mustaches? Not on me.
37. when did you last have a hickey? Not sure.
38. By who? Regine, I think.
39. who do you want to kiss? Someone without bad breath.
40. If you could get stuck with anyone in a closet who would it be? Someone cute who liked being stuck in closets with guys like me. 😀

44 TRUTHS

Today Did You–

1. talk to a boy/girl you like today? Not in the way you mean.
2. realize anything new? Yes.
3. talk to an ex? Not yet.
4. miss someone? Not in particular.

Last Person Who–

5. slept in your bed? Regine.
7. you went to the movies with? Stina(?)
8. went to the mall with you? Felicia+Vegard

Last Person–
9. you said “i love you” to and meant it? Regine
10. Did the person you care about most break your heart? Yes.
11. said they loved you and meant it?
12. called you in the middle of the night? Zarifah, many years ago.
13. do you have a crush on someone? No

Just Plain Questions–

14. what book are you reading now? Delta of Venus
15. best feeling in the world? sole-lifting happy.
16. favorite location?
17. piercing/tattoos? ARGH! Stop asking! :) NONE!
18. what are you most scared of right now?
19. where do you want to get married? In a phone-booth.
20. who do you really hate? George W Bush’s puppeteer.
21. does anyone really hate you? Usually guys who
22. do you like being around people? Yes! :)
23. have you ever cried? I cry all the time.
24. are you lonely right now? In a sense, yes.
25. song stuck in your head right now? None.
26. been on radio/TV? Only local TV
27. ever liked someone, but you think they never noticed you? Used to happen all the time.
28. ever liked someone who treated you like crap? Used to happen all the time 😛
29. how many beds did you lay in yesterday? Uhhm.. Just one. My apartment isn’t that big 😛
30. what color shirt are you wearing? dark-brown
31. name three things that you do every day? Eat, drink, Crap.
32. how much cash do you have on you right now? About 300 kr
34. when was the last time you saw your dad? Sunday about a week ago.
35. who got you to join myspace? I didn’t.
36. what did you have for dinner last night? Beeef!
39. what web site do you visit the most? digg.com
40. do you have plants in your room? Yes
41. does any part of your body hurt right now? My eczema itches.
42. what’s your favorite star bucks/DLK drink? (yes, I changed it myself) Double cortado in a small glass.
43. would you have a problem if your friend went after your ex? Not if I could go after his ex.
44.have you ever done anything with just a friend? Yes. Sex without commitment can be a lot of fun. 😀

2 thoughts on “Meme, by way of jonis

  1. For crying out loud. I must be bored out of my scull. Read it all I did.
    Well, the thong has been noted. If I can\t afford one whatwith Crapmas coming up, I`ll give you one of mine. Or wait, that might be weird. Besides, might not fit. Oh well.

  2. Hey! A thong for christmas would be nice. Not sure if yours would fit though. I don’t think we’re anatomically equal in the netherregions. 😀

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