This weekend I got the good idea of making cheese cake. The recipe is quite easy. Mix stuff with jelly and put it in the fridge.
While mixing stuff I accidentally lost control of the bowl and I splashed whipped cream all over my pants, computer, floor, table, unfinished cake(!) etc.
I naturally lost some self control at that point and shouted “FAEN!” which helped a bit. Later on, after helping me clean things up my girlfriend said she had a good name for my cheese cake: “Battlefield cream cheese cake”