windy day…

I can’t stand wind (I’m talking about the weather phenomenon here, just in case you think I’m talking about bodily functions) and today it’s been blowing all day. I heard about a place in Italy where people went mad because of the wind and killed eachother. The problem was solved by creating a forest of trees to reduce the speed of the wind.

In other news, I’ve bought a new phone and I’ve found out that the Nokia phone interface is either completely stupid or relatively elitist, not sure which. I’m such a trend whore, buying a Nokia 7270…

I’ve also traded prog-metal (Tool) for funk(?)-metal (Incubus). If you’re sexually frustrated, there’s nothing like music with loud guitars and some angry screaming. Trust me.

This update is boring, I hope you don’t commit suicide from reading this. Thank you for not listening. :)

I’m so open minded!

This was pretty stupid…

You Are 84% Open Minded

You are so open minded that your brain may have fallen out!
Well, not really. But you may be confused on where you stand.
You don’t have a judgemental bone in your body, and you’re very accepting.
You enjoy the best of every life philosophy, even if you sometimes contradict yourself.

Tickle me Elmo

I’m elmo. I’m popular with middle aged women. That’s scary.

You Are Elmo

Sweet and innocent, you expect everyone to adore you. And they usually do!

You are usually feeling: Talkative. You’ve got tons of stories to tell. And when you aren’t talking, you’re laughing.

You are famous for: Being popular, though no one knows why. Middle aged women especially like you.

How you life your life: With an open heart. “Elmo loves you!”

How to get rid of asthma.

I found this site on the internet.

It’s probably the most inane thing I’ve ever heard of. The person has asthma and there are some (pretty sound) scientific theories out and about that says you can rid yourself of it (and other immunity-related problems) by getting yourself infested with worms. The worm excretes some kind of stuff that makes your immune system weaker.

This person…

a) Went to some off-beat area in Cameroon
b) walked around in human feces for two weeks
c) got infested with tape-worm
d) regularily walks about in his own feces to reinfest himself

…or this could be a hoax. What do I know?

Pretty soon everyone wants their own hookworm. Remember where you heard it first. 😛

even the mona lisa is falling apart

This feels like an extra weekend!

threw a fun party last night! Unfortunately I ran out of batteries at 1 am and had to take the long walk home. This morning I woke to the sound of the mayor adressing the morning procession, I turned over and slept three more hours…

Today I haven’t done much, but I went to a family party and they gave me champagne! Moët & Chandon, pretty standard champagne but there’s nothing like free champagne :) I walked home, this was the third long walk in two days. I really like walking. You get to think and have enough exercise to stay healthy, provided you do enough of it.

I feel I have acheived so much, but this was apparently all I did. Perhaps having fun feels more of an achievment in itself…

I also found a crack in my front tooth. A long one. It looks bad but the tooth is still whole and there’s probably no reason to worry until something falls off.

mental spring cleaning

The week before this one I was feeling really good, the weather was nice, I threw a party, I felt I was interacting well with other people. This week was horrible, I felt like I had blown a fuse and by Friday I felt like I was ready to fall apart. I was angry and frustrated, in a sense I felt ready to cry but couldn’t do so. Little things were getting on my nerves, and at some point I hit thrust my phone into my desk so the screen didn’t work properly. Not being a complete idiot, I realized how stupid this was and I started thinking…
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my kind of crime…

in the norwegian news, you can find a story of a gang of german villains dressed as super-heroes who rob delicatessens in Hamurg. In the photo you can see one of the superheroes holding up a bottle of Ruinart Rosé champagne. What wouldn’t I give to drink a bottle of that this weekend…

Apparently there are 30 in the gang, so it’s a substantial amount of low income elitists in need of good food. I find the whole thing hilarious, anyway.

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